Yeah, there's no humbler. Not really a ball cuff either though. His balls are secured down (with rope, to a D-ring) to prevent him from pulling up away from the board. But you're still missing a key component. I can tell you one thing for sure...with everything I had in place in this one, if he moved the wrong way while crawling around the room, his mission could quickly become a real pain in the ass!  ;-)  (Hint hint!)