I can assure y'all, that I did not touch my dicklet during the entire process haha. As you note @cbr998, my hand drops down to hold the page. Imagine doing a push up, one handed, the other holding a page in place and then trying to shift around to paint.... I was a sweating, panting wrek by the end of the 25min it took - haha 


I can't believe we never saw the "Y" hey Sir! 


I do quite like the sandpaper idea but then again, I'm kinda a maso sooooooo *don't try this at home kids*