The word "Heartless" comes to mind! The best I can think of is to try for subspace and float. But skewered on that dildo there isn't a lot of room for jumping about. I doubt if I'd last long at your place.
Nothing gets near my feet without immediate total submission from me. I can't even get to wash them properly without getting fits of screaming abdabs. Sounds weak but tickle torture kills me and I doubt if electro there would be any different. Not sure if you want a gibbering mess in your playroom. 